✂ IC Inbox

[dishonorstudent]

☏ [ call / video ]

✉ [ text ]

☎ [ voicemail ] → Oi, you've reached Ryuko Matoi. Leave a message and I'll get back soon, I guess.

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[ LITERAL MAIL ]

[bakudanma]

<sub>[ Probably the next IC day after this incident, there is a little package crammed grossly into Ryuko's mailbox. Maybe Athena discovers it first. That is absolutely a thing that can happen. It's greasy and the food is probably mushed up so everything can fit in the mailbox fine.

But it's a McCERES bag with McKnight Special Meal with extra fries. A note is attached: ]</sub>

Matoi-dono,
Here is your compensation from the other day.
Please don't sue my fundoshi off for the trouble caused.

Sincerely,
Katsura Kotarou ❀

[ FUCKING VOICE MAIL ]

[dishonorstudent]

*beep*

KAMINA YOU PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE

WHO THE HELL GAVE YOU MY ADDRESS, WHEN I FIND YOU I'M GONNA RI-- *beep*

[ VOICE ] 1.2

[bakudanma]

_{Ah, please don't put youth mouth on that..}
Helloooo? Is it working? Ah, wait a moment!—

IT'S NOT KAMINA YOU PIECE OF SH*T ***HOLE IT'S—_{[ beep ]}

[ VOICE ] 2.2

[bakudanma]

—id you get my package, Matoi-dono?

[ VOICE ]

[dishonorstudent]

[ Some munching can be heard over the phone. Make of it what you will. ]

You mean that gross thing ya tried to push through my mailbox? The one that's all greasy and mangled that even a dog wouldn't eat? Oh, that one?

[ VOICE ]

[bakudanma]

That is what you wanted, wasn't it?
Do you not like fries? _{I got extra fries...}

[ VOICE ]

[dishonorstudent]

I wanted it fresh and I wanted it yesterday. Don't think that this little stunt is gonna let ya off the hook, 'cause I've still got plenty of questions for you. [ Perhaps some punches, too. ]

[ VOICE ]

[bakudanma]

Ha ha ha! Don't you worry. It was made fresh this morning.
_{[ completely ignores the question part.. ]}

[ VOICE ]

[dishonorstudent]

Is that supposed to make me feel better?! You stalked my home and wrecked my mailbox!!

[ VOICE ]

[bakudanma]

It's not stalking— it's delivering.

[ VOICE ]

[dishonorstudent]

Are you fuckin' insane?! Food doesn't get delivered by mail!!

[ ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE NEVER ORDERED A DELIVERY. ]

[ VOICE ]

[bakudanma]

Ah. Nobody was home, and so, I improvised.

[ VOICE ]

[dishonorstudent]

[ She takes another huge bite of the burger and yells with a mouthful. ]

Oh yeah?! Well next time I'll be the one improvising when my fist can't reach your face!!

[ VOICE ]

[bakudanma]

I see.
_{[ such a fighting spirit...
wouldn't she make a good little samurai?
never mind she was just threatening him right now. ]}

It's good you know how to improvise in a fighting situation, Matoi-dono.
_{[ he hears that munching. ]}

I hope you enjoy your food and don't eat too much of it.
_{[ he seems to worry about people's eating habits easily. ]}

[ VOICE ]

[dishonorstudent]

[ She stops chewing for a second. Pause... ]

...I threw it out!

[ HANGS UP, rather aggressively. ]